[ mouse squeaks ] [ penguins chirp ]
[ all cheering ] >> [ screeches ]
>> ♪ adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
[ crickets chirping ] >> ugh.
Reduced to marking my camp with bear sweat.
Those bears did not want to give up that sweat, but it keeps the
Rodents from nibbling my lumps while I sleep.
Ouch! I feel something crunchy! Like fried chicken!
Oh, it is fried chicken! [ leaves rustling ]
>> [ roars ] >> oh, my glob -- forest
Creature! I'd better eat it real fast!
[ gasps ] get back here! [ breathing heavily ]
[ shouting indistinctly ] aah!
What my life has become! [ cellphone ringing ]
Hello? Oh, my glob!
[ doorbell ringing ] >> oh, wonderful!
Welcome in, lsp. Uh, I want to go through --
>> this place is so clean and nice!
>> you're so kind. >> do you have a sink?!
>> uh, there's one in the kitchen, and --
>> I'll use the one in the kitchen!
[ sighs ] >> I need to tell you all the
S-- >> get me a towel!
Help me down! >> o-okay, I-I really do need to
Tell you how to care for sweet p.
Uh, there's a proper procedure for sweet p's special tuck-in
Time. You have to be real sweet to
Him. Pat him gently on the head, kiss
His cheeks... >> what?
>> ...And give him treats. Sing to him real, real soft and
Sweet and touch your forehead to his and think the words, "you
Are more precious than anything in this world, and I will
Always, always love you." then he'll fall asleep and have
Sweet dreams. >> oh, my glob, I'll do all
That! Okay, bye!
Have a wonderful time! [ pop! ]
[ crickets chirping ] >> time to get down to the
Chill-out! [ feet pounding ]
What a princess like me deserves.
Aah! Don't hurt me! >> I'm sweet p.
>> I didn't know you were huge. >> I'm hungry.
>> okay, let's check what's in the fridge.
Do you like pizza? >> I like pizza.
>> [ grunts ] get the pizza, sweet p!
[ feet pounding ]
Now I can kick back. [ chuckles ]
Refrigerators are just great! I never stopped to think how
Great they are. [ sniffles ]
[ munching loudly ] [ muffled ] now I'm cold,
Though.
Oh, what?!
I'm still cold. [ blows ]
Rich-person indoor fire is just so great.
[ sniffles ] I'm feeling all toasty!
Must be time for toast! I'm waiting...
Waiting... Waiting...
All done! [ crunching ]
It's not black and crunchy like when I throw bread into my
Campfire. [ mid-tempo music playing ]
This music's way better than owls' hoots.
[ mid-tempo music continues ] I deserve this.
>> [ roars ] >> no! You're an animal!
You can't come inside! [ breathing heavily ]
[ mid-tempo music continues ] >> [ munches, gulps ]
[ bed creaks ] [ feet pounding ]
I'm ready to be tucked in now. Hello?
Will you be sweet to me? [ mid-tempo music playing ]
[ feet pounding ] sweetness must be out there in
The night to guide my sleepy boat right.
[ feet pounding ]
[ cellphone ringing ] >> yo!
>> hey, marcy! >> lspita bread, what's up?
>> just chillin' in my awesome bubble bath!
>> did you break into someone's house again?
>> [ sighs ] I have a new life now and a
Career. >> I didn't know you had any
Skills. >> success isn't about skills.
It's about being cool. These people just randomly
Approached me, like, "hey, we will totally pay you to hang
Out in our sick mansion and feed our baby or whatever."
>> well, good for you, dude. >> I mean, I feel like a totally
New person now that I'm finally getting what I deserve.
[ rumbling ] oh, my glob, what is that?!
>> [ roaring ] >> aah!
>> lsp? Mm.
>> [ roars ] >> [ breathes heavily ]
Take this, you dandruff! [ bonk! ]
[ laughs ] >> lsp.
>> huh? >> you don't belong here in the
World of decent people. You belong in the woods with...
Garbage animals! >> noooooooo!
[ feet pounding ] [ crickets chirping ]
[ film projector clicking ] >> will you be sweet to me?
[ audience booing, shouting ]
[ boink! ] will you kiss my cheeks?
Will you give me treats? >> [ munches ]
Blech!
[ glass shatters ]
Will you be sweet to me? [ both scream ]
>> all: Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
>> [ screaming ] >> [ growling ]
>> agh! [ moans ]
[ shouting indistinctly ] [ glass shatters ]
>> look what you've done, lsp. >> huh?
>> you made it gross. Everything you touch turns
Gross! >> uh...
>> just like you! >> aah!
>> you don't really think you deserved any of this, do you?
>> you're a rat, just a giant rat that wandered into
Somebody's nice house. >> I'm a good person!
I take care of babies! [ grunts ]
Look! [ crickets chirping ]
Baby sweet p? [ echoing ] baby sweet p!
Oh, my glob, I lost the baby! I lost the baby!
[ crying ] I'm a bad person! >> [ chuckles evilly ]
Just accept that you're garbage! >> hi-yah!
Baby sweet p! Have you seen a big, fat child
Around here?! Have you seen my enormous baby?!
[ crying ] if only I'd cooked the pizza!
[ both munching ] I could've eaten some, too!
I'm so stupid! You got to help me!
I lost some old couple's baby 'cause I didn't do the sweet
Things! I just wanted a bubble bath,
And... How did I lose something so
Bi-I-I-I-g?! [ sputtering ]
>> ma'am, you're gonna have to come with us.
>> baby sweet p! Give me that donut!
>> no! [ cricket chirping ]
>> I'm not a bad person! I'm not a bad person!
>> [ crying ] >> huh?
>> [ crying continues ] >> hey, big baby!
[ all warbling ] >> [ crying ]
>> I found you! >> [ whimpers ] lsp!
>> sweet p! I'm so sorry!
I should've been sweet to you! Here, okay, um...
Pat very gently on the head... Kiss on both cheeks...
Mwah! Mwah! Treat.
>> mmm! [ munching ] >> uh, and sing something sweet.
[ inhales deeply ] ♪ butter cakes, cupcakes, and
Ice-cream cakes ♪ ♪ small baby bums and the
Friendship of puppies ♪ [ thinking ] you are more
Precious than anything in this world, and I will always, always
Love you.
Aww! [ door creaks open ]
>> we're ho-o-me! >> shh!
He's asleep.
>> why is sweet p's blanket on the wall --
>> shh! Mr. And mrs. Pig trunks, I have
Some good news. Sweet p has grown so attached to
Me that it would be cruel for me to leave him, obviously.
So... Yes, I will accept the position
As your live-in nanny! [ crickets chirping ]
[ sighs ] >> [ croaking ]
>> huh? >> partake of the chicken.
[ munching ] >> chicken...
[ munching ] [ crying ]
[ both munching ] this is good chicken!
>> maybe we can get, uh, neptr to sit.
I don't know. >> mama?
I had that dream again -- the one where I'm a comet boy.
>> oh, really? >> yeah, coming back to ooo over
And over, and there was a fake comet, a beard man in a
Spaceship. >> my, what an imagination...
>> the comet... Approacheth.
[ comet rushing ]
[ chuckling ]
Hee hee hee hee.
Oh, man, these things are gonna make me rich.
It's like a big yarmulke for the tummy.
Mm.
I think I'll keep this one for myself.
[ chuckles ]
Hoyt coiture! Hmm.
Nice.
Ooh, little roomy. When did that happen?
I am wasting away.
I should probably go polish off that cheesecake in the fridge.
[ penguins chirping ]
Hmm.
[ chirping continues ]
Oh.
[ chirping continues ]
[ muffled laughter ]
Now, what are you guys up to?
Ah, here's my man, gunther.
You're hanging with a bad crowd, goontz.
All right, guys, just let me rescue my cheesecake
And my goontz.
[ grunts ] come on.
Oh, there you are.
[ chirping continues ]
A little gunther, a little cheesecake...
And a little fork.
You know what, goonty?
I am gonna take my time with this delicious cake.
Take it real slow.
Mmm.
Oh, getting full.
All right, maybe just another teeny corner.
Mmm.
What's wrong, gunther?
Does gunther want some cheesecake, too?
No.
Cheesecake is not for penguins, silly gunther.
No, no.
[ chirps ]
You win this round, mr. Cheesecake.
I'll just clean up a few crumbs and leave the rest for tomorrow.
I've had enough for one day.
[ grunts ]
[ explosion ]
Gunther!
[ yawns ]
Oh, my little pal.
Gunther, I love... [snoring]
[ chirps ]
[ penguins chirping ]
[ drum beating ]
[ chirping continues ]
[ keyboard plays ]
[ chirping musically ]
[ chirps ]
[ laughs ] that's so true.
I am the prettiest one here.
[ chirping musically ]
[ chirps ]
[ smooch! ]
Come on, number 5!
Five on number 5 to win! I feel lucky!
Come on, number 5!
What?
I've got a lot of money riding on you to win, you jerk!
Come on, you slug!
Ugly, dumb walrus!
[ chomp! ] aah!
What did I do to deserve this?!
Gunther! Gunther, help!
I'm your guest of honor!
Gunther, help!
I'm a princess, dummy! Get your mouth off me!
[ slap! ]
[ roar! ]
[ penguins chirping ]
Gunther.
Don't touch my stomach.
[ roar! ] [ chirp! ]
[ chirps ]
[ roar! ]
[ penguins chirping ]
Ahhhh. [ thud! ]
[ warble! ]
[ meow! ]
[ warble! ]
[ saw whirring ]
[ warble! ]
[ chirps meditatively ]
[ warble! ]
The signal! The signal!
We haven't had a communication from orgalorg
In thousands of years!
He must be mad at us! Everybody kneel!
Better do as he says, kids.
Mommy, who's orgalorg?
Oh, well, uh...
Um...To be honest, we thought he was just a myth
Our stupid grandparents told us
So we wouldn't make out.
Granny elder: Yes. And you should have listened.
The elders.
Yes, the elders.
The elders!
We told you orgalorg is real and horrifying.
But nobody would listen.
You all just wanted to make out.
Uh, well, we're listening now.
After you had kids and they didn't want to listen to you,
How did that make you feel?
Terrible. Exactly.
Anyway, so, make-outs.
Orgalorg. Oh. Orgalorg.
Orgalorg is an ancient cosmic entity
Who ruled the solar system with his cruel and deadly whims.
The breaker of worlds.
He was seeking ever more power.
He desired to intercept a catalyst comet
And absorb its essence.
Thereby did he offend the king of mars,
Who decreed that orgalorg should be cast down.
And yes, he was cast down
By the flaming sword of grob gob glob grod.
Orgalorg was banished to an inhospitable planet,
Where he would forget everything.
Yea, even forget his identity and from whence he came.
[ clears throat ]
And the prophets say that the gravity of the planet
Did crush and compress orgalorg
Into a more powerless and cuddlesome form.
Ooh!
But now he's back, and whose fault is that?
Make-outs.
Behold! It is he!
Orgalorg reaches out from the void!
[ chirps ]
[ all screaming ]
Huh?
Gunther?
[ screaming continues ]
[ chirping ]
[ panting ]
Gunther!
That's a bad boy, gunther.
You wrecked daddy's stuff again.
Son, your stuffing's peeking out.
Okay, gunther, let's just...
Boop. Beep.
Bip. Bop.
And a bandage.
See?
You're practically back to normal, my little goontz.
Here, take a look for yourself.
Not bad, eh, goonty?
Not bad at all. [ laughs ]
♪ come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪